Theories On Sickness

Still running a slight fever, I am left to ponder why I have been more sick this flu season than in the previous two combined.

The first logical reason would be that, during the flu-shot shortage this fall, I magnanimously declined mine in favor of allowing some poor old person to receive it. That was a mistake.

Additionally, this year I am back among the germ-infested, unclean mass of festering bacteria known as Towson University.

Those two factors have combined to hit me like a brick.

Come on spring, come on.