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Monday, July 05, 2004

Neocon VS. Decepticon

Friends, He hath descended from the right hand of the father and blessed us again...

The following is a (mostly) weekly feature which pits the leaders of Washington's "new conservative" movement against Cybertron's most feared villains. Remember: Your vote matters!

NEOCON

Name: I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby

Title: Assistant to the President, Chief of Staff to Vice President Cheney.

Transforms Into A Tank AND A Jet: Possibly a tank, but certainly not a jet.

Defining Moment: Libby is among those suspected of leaking Valerie Plame's status as a covert CIA operative, a crime punishable by up to 10 years in jail.

Personal Quote: Refering to his role at the Pentagon during the first Bush administration, "Shortly after I got there, we had the breakup of the Soviet Union and [the first] war with Iraq, so it turned out to be the perfect job."

DECEPTICON

Name: Blitzwing

Title: Triple-Changer

Transforms Into A Tank AND A Jet: Yes

Defining Moment: Blitzwing was part of the Decepticon raid that nearly destroyed Autobot city.

Personal Quote: "Come on down, Auto-Brat!"


And here are your previous installments of Neocon VS. Decpeticon:
Paul Wolfowitz
Richard Perle
Douglas Feith
Elliot Abrams
David Frum
John Ashcroft

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