False Prophets
 
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The definition of prophet, as provided by SecondExodus.com:
 
Prophets communicate from God to the people.
 
George W. Bush last Friday, speaking to a group of Amish farmers:
 
“I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.’’
 
And with that, the prophet Bush moved aside the boulder and returned to heaven, where he is seated at the right hand of the father.