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President Bush's planned ballistic missile shield suffered another setback on Monday when an interceptor missile again failed to launch during a test of the U.S. missile defense system.

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The interceptor missile, built by Orbital Sciences Corp., had also failed to launch during a Dec. 15 test, which officials later blamed on a "very minor software glitch."

Officials were working "feverishly" to determine the cause of the failed launch, said Chris Taylor, agency spokesman.

On his blog, Chris Taylor then added, "This is the biggest fucking waste of money since abstinence-only sex education."