Neocon VS. Decepticon

Fall on your knees; hear the angels’ voices... The time is here again.

The following is a (mostly) weekly feature which pits the leaders of Washington's "new conservative" movement against Cybertron's most feared villains. Remember: Your vote matters!

NEOCON

Name: John Ashcroft

Title: Attorney General of The United States

Commands A Small Army Of Ill-Tempered, Transforming Cassette Tapes: Unknown

Defining Moment: On the day John Ashcroft was sworn in to the Senate in January 1995, he met with his ailing father and some friends in a home near the Capitol. After hymn singing and words of heartfelt advice, the Rev. J. Robert Ashcroft, a titan in the Pentecostal Assemblies of God denomination, knelt beside his son and anointed his forehead. He used some Crisco cooking oil from the kitchen.

Famous Quote: "Weapons of mass destruction, including evil chemistry and evil biology, are all matters of great concern, not only to the United States, but also to the world community”

DECEPTICON

Name: Soundwave

Title: Decepticon Lieutenant

Commands A Small Army Of Ill-Tempered, Transforming Cassette Tapes: Yes

Defining Moment: In the aftermath of fierce fighting at Autobot city, Soundwave and his cassettes were among the few Decepticons who remained loyal to Megatron.

Famous Quote: “Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior.”


And here are your previous installments of Neocon VS. Decpeticon:
Paul Wolfowitz
Richard Perle
Douglas Feith
Elliot Abrams
David Frum