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Saturday, June 05, 2004

Neocon VS. Decepticon

It's that time again...

The following is a (mostly) weekly feature which pits the leaders of Washington's "new conservative" movement against Cybertron's most feared villains. Remember: Your vote matters!

NEOCON

Name: Douglas Feith

Title: Undersecretary of Defense for Policy

Is The Result Of Six Construction Vehicles Combining To Become A Single, Giant Robot: No

Defining Moment: In Bob Woodward's Plan Of Attack, Feith is described by Gen. Tommy Franks as "the fucking stupidest guy on the face of the earth."

Famous Quote: Feith defined the Oslo treaty between Israel and Palestine as, "one-sided Israeli concessions, inflated Palestinian expectations, broken Palestinian solemn understandings, Palestinian violence and American rewards for Palestinian recalcitrance."

DECEPTICON

Name: Devastator

Title: Constructicon

Is The Result Of Six Construction Vehicles Combining To Become A Single, Giant Robot: Yes

Defining Moment: In the midst of fierce fighting at Autobot city, Devastator breached the Autobot defenses and withstood an attack from the Dinobots.

Famous Quote: "Wait! The Constructicons form Devastator! The most powerful robot! We should rule!"


And here are your previous installments of Neocon VS. Decpeticon:
Wolfowitz VS. Megatron
Perle VS. Starscream

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