Tell Me Lies

Via AMERICAblog, we come across this fascinating excerpt detailing the President's interview with Telemundo.

Bush also expressed gratitude to Hispanic families that lost loved ones in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, adding that they died for a noble cause.

"I would tell them the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the war against those who caused the deaths on 9/11 is necessary," he said.

Once more, so that everyone in the waaaaay back can hear it, this is the conclusion reached by the bi-partisan 9-11 Commission.

The panel said it found "no credible evidence that Iraq and al Qaeda cooperated on attacks against the United States."

Yet, the President clearly lives in a world where "no credible evidence" equals "plenty of credible evidence."

JERRY: Yeah. Like Bizarro Superman. Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards bizarro world. Up is Down. Down is Up. He says "Hello" when he leaves, "Good bye" when he arrives.

ELAINE: [pause] Shouldn't he say "Bad bye"? Isn't that the, opposite of "Good bye?"

JERRY: No. It's still a goodbye.

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