I'm Down With The King

Burger King has announced that it will be pulling ads from all Sinclair broadcasting stations on the day the network will run "Stolen Honor," an anti-Kerry documentary.

And, as a bonus, they're still the only fast-food joint that offers (albeit subpar) veggie burgers.

JIMMY: Uhh, Mr. McClure? I have a crazy friend who says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?

TROY: Nooo, just ignorant. You see your crazy friend never heard of "The Food Chain". [Flash to a picture of "Food Chain", with all animals and arrows pointing to a silhouette of a human.] Just ask this scientician.

SCIENTICIAN: Uhhh...

TROY: He'll tell you that, in nature, one creature invariably eats another creature to survive. Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
JIMMY: Wow, Mr. McClure. I was a grade A moron to ever question eating meat.

TROY: [Laughs.] Yes you were Jimmy, yes you were.