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Thursday, October 21, 2004

Guess Who's Back?

The man rises again.

Six weeks after undergoing heart surgery, Bill Clinton is to rejoin the race for the White House by urging Democrats to stump up more cash to counter an onslaught of Republican attack-advertisements in the final two weeks of the campaign.

The former president will join Democrat challenger John Kerry at a campaign rally in the key state of Pennsylvania on Monday and plans to play a "significant role" in the run-up to November 2.

This is the part where Bill Clinton orders the Dinobots to take out Devastator, and then he pauses and says, "Megatro- I mean, George Bush must be stopped, no matter the cost."

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