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Thursday, March 10, 2005

This Just In

University of Maryland star Nik Caner-Medley has been selected number one in the supplemental college-draft by the Breezewood, PA Wendy's.

Asked why the fastfood giant selected Caner-Medley, a projected starter, over other available stars such as his UM teammate John Gilchrist, Wendy's night manager Ron Goodman replied, "I just think Nik has so much potential. His speed is surprising for a guy of his size, which allows him to play any position on the floor, but he's also just so smart. We're going to start him out on the fryer but with his talent, I think that in no time you could Nik working the register or possibly even making Frosties."

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