BREAKING NEWS

***EXCLUSIVE!!! MUST CREDIT THINGSFALLAPART!!!***

This just in: Duke is AWESOME!

In the comments section of a previous post, I was reminded of this fact and e-mailed the Duke University Athletic Director for confirmation. Within moments, I recieved a return e-mail stating that the school's official postition on this topic is that they are, indeed, awesome.


"I think the part where I didn't make
any shots in the second half on the UNC
game solidified my position as the best
pure-shooter in college basketball history.
Plus it was totally awesome."