Tom Brady Is A Jerk

Overheard at last night's EA Sports Championship Weekend Gala, where both Peyton Manning and Tom Brady were present.

Peyton Manning: Everything was going along fine until dickless Brady here started heating up.

Tom Brady: Hey, watch it! I've been compared to Joe Montana!

Stuart Scott: Is that true?

Peyton Manning: Yes it's true. [pause] Tom Brady has no dick.



"Hi, I'm Matt Damon's retarded brother Tom."