Joe Gibbs Is Out Of His Fucking Mind

What in God's name is going on here?

If Mark Brunell ever runs for political office, he should hire Washington Redskins coach Joe Gibbs as his campaign manager.

For the umpteenth time this season, Gibbs spent most of his Monday press conference playing the role of Mark Brunell Fan Club president.

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Halfway through this season, the Redskins rank 30th in passing (154.1 yards per game), but Gibbs views Brunell as part of the solution, not the problem.

"We've been inconsistent from the very beginning with our passing game," Gibbs said.

"In this game, if you want to talk about the stats, when you throw the ball twice in the second half, you're not going to have many stats because you don't have the chance to make plays.

"In (the Detroit) game, what he did several times was get us out of trouble by throwing the ball. He's tougher than all get- out."

Brunell was not sacked and the Redskins did not commit a turnover.

He will start for the Redskins (3-5) Sunday when they host the Cincinnati Bengals (3-5) at FedEx Field.

Maybe I can rephrase that for Coach Gibbs:

"In (the Detroit) game, what he did several times was get us out of the trouble of scoring touchdowns by throwing the ball several yards past our open recievers. He's as fucking stupid as all get-out."