That's How Rough Riders Roll

From Kos.

A man who until last week was one of Sen. John McCain's top aides is endorsing John Kerry for president, asserting that President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have "waged an unprecedentedly cynical and divisive campaign."

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"I am an independent McCainiac who hopes to revive the Bull Moose tradition of Theodore Roosevelt, and I support the Kerry-Edwards agenda," Wittmann writes.

Should -- Zeus forbid -- Kerry lose this election, this is the plan which must take effect immediately:

Clone Teddy Roosevelt.

Seriously. We have the DNA. We have the technology.

Clone Teddy Roosevelt.

I would follow a cloned Teddy Roosevelt into any war. President Bush couldn't shine even a cloned TR's shoes, let alone deny him his rightful status -- being one of the Best. Presidents. Ever. -- as King of America.

On the occasion that John Kerry is elected, disregard this message completely. [It will self-destruct in five seconds.]