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Thursday, September 02, 2004

Jingle All The Way To The Bank

President Bush, in tandem with CA. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, plans to unveil a new economic plan tonight, based on comments made by the former actor turned-politician on Tuesday evening.

"To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say: 'Don't be economic girlie-men!"

Early indicators, based on an interview conducted with Schwarzenegger this morning, suggest that the plan will unfold thusly:


"If you are an economic girlyman, and
can afford to rent only film this year,
rent my hilarious 1994 classic --
Junior."

"If you can afford to rent two, rent Junior, and
the mischievous holiday romp: Jingle All The Way.
Me + Sinbad = comedy masterpiece."

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