Up Is Down, Green Is Red

From Bizarro World:

PRESIDENT BUSH: It's good to see so many who served our nation so ably in the Clinton administration.

Thank you all for coming back. Thanks for your service to the country. And welcome back to the White House. We're really glad you're here. And I know the president is, as well.

As you might know, my father and I have decided to call each other by numbers.

(LAUGHTER)

He's 41, I'm 43. It's a great pleasure to honor number 42.

We're glad you're here, 42.

(APPLAUSE)

The years have done a lot to clarify the strengths of this man. As a candidate for any office, whether it be the state attorney general or the president, Bill Clinton showed incredible energy and great personal appeal. As chief executive, he showed a deep and far- ranging knowledge of public policy, a great compassion for people in need, and the forward-looking spirit that Americans like in a president.

Bill Clinton could always see a better day ahead and Americans knew he was working hard to bring that day closer.

Eyewitnesses claim they heard Bush call out "Hello," before waving and leaving the room.