Even Assholes Take Vacations

Thanks for rubbing our noses in it, dick.

And while I'm at it, thanks to these dicks at the Justice Department, for creating an environment which resulted in this:

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia -- The friends and family of an American contractor kidnapped in Saudi Arabia are hoping for a quick release.

But an Internet statement said to be from al-Qaida warns Paul Johnson will be treated as U.S. troops have treated Iraqi prisoners.