Original Gangsta

Apparently, Laura Bush has been assigned by her husband the task of cleaning up our streets.

President George W. Bush announced a new plan Wednesday to help keep kids out of gangs.

Bush is proposing a three-year, $150 million initiative to battle gangs, and first lady Laura Bush will head up the program, WESH NewsChannel 2 reported.

That sounds about right. Who else would inner-city youth rather hear from than someone who is familiar with their struggle and plight? Namely a nebbish, middle-aged white woman.


"Now, we can handle this like some
gentlemen or we can get into some
gangsta shit."