Walking The Line
with Dr. Victor Von Doom

"Learn well of Doom and his lands, for the world will soon fall before them."

Triumphantly, Doom strides down from a top a mountain of perfection to bless his faithful readers with another week of greatness.

ARIZONA (-4) @ BUFFALO
Much the same way Doom finds it impossible that the infernal Reed Richards could rival the intelligence of Doom, Doom also finds it impossible that the hapless Buffalo Bills could be favored by four points against a Pee-Wee League football team, let alone the Arizona Cardinals. Doom likes the Cardinals with the points.

ATLANTA (-6.5) @ DENVER
Once, Doom was beaten within inches of his life when he attempted to capture The Incredible Hulk for the purpose of extracting the monstrous beast's DNA and creating an evil Doom-Hulk. After peeling himself off the pavement, Doom swore revenge; similar to the way the Falcons swore revenge after their awful loss to the Chiefs last week. Take Atlanta with the points. (Incidentally, Doom claimed sweet revenge against the Hulk not a month later by hitting the beast over the head with a tanker truck full of sulfuric acid.)

NEW ENGLAND @ PITTSBURGH (-3)
As a young king, Doom displayed a profricence for flogging disloyal servants well beyond his years; as a young starting quarterback, Ben Rothlisberger has displayed the same kind of proficiency, albeit in completing passes to his wide receivers. Doom likes the Steelers to end the streak.