Story Time

John Kerry explains what he would have done on the morning of September 11 after being informed that America was under attack. Hint: it doesn't involve reading The Pet Goat with a bunch of first graders.

"I would have told those kids very politely and nicely that the president of the United States had something that he needed to attend to," Kerry said before flying to Missouri to resume his cross-country campaign trip. "And I would have attended to it."

In other news, Swift Boat Veterans For Truth has released this photo of John Kerry from his Vietnam days.