Somebody explain to me how "Top Gun" Bush is going to beat this.

We've got one guy dressed up in a flight suit, the other toting an M-16 through the jungles of Vietnam. This is the last thing the Bush campaign wanted.

Off in a dark corner somewhere, a sobbing Ann Coulter craddles her George W. Bush pilot doll.

She whispers between tears:

"Talk to me Goose, talk to me..."